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Ce s-a scris:

De profundis VIII

08/03/2007

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10 inventii care ar schimba lumea

07/02/2007

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Despre prostie, homosexuali si stewardesse. Surpriza!

21/01/2007

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Craciunul lui Figaro

19/12/2006

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De profundis VII

29/11/2006

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Martea asta am fost om serios.

07/11/2006

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Ce mai e pe la TV

25/10/2006

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(Inca o) Cronica de nunta

18/10/2006

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