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Garcon!

26/11/2008

Karma sucks. And other stories.

26noiembrie
2008

21/08/2008

Vodka. Just like water, only better.

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2006

17/01/2006

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Garcon!

Karma sucks. And other stories.

De profundis XX

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Vodka. Just like water, only better.

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